Why Steve Was Late

A laugh-out-loud funny book of excuses for terrible timekeeping. Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even – occasionally – plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up by someone else. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy And maybe even borrow… – Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets – Forgot how trousers work – Became temporarily feral – Got stuck in a romantic montage